August 2009
Jacob had a stinky diaper. Ma said, "p-ew!!" Jacob said, "p- yum!"
September 2009
We were at a store, when Abby started talking to an elderly couple. The lady said, "Do you know that you are very
pretty?"
Abby's response was, "I know that."
So the lady said, "You have beautiful blonde hair. Where did you get it from?"
Abby after a long pause said, "Um, Jesus made it for me."
After a few more conversations with them. They were asking all of the kids who they were married to. Unusual I thought but I went with it, and asked Abby who she was going to marry.
Abby said, after much training, "I am going to marry a boy that treats me like a princess."
Then I asked, "And what will Mama do if he doesn't treat you like a princess?"
Abby said, "My Mama will kick his BUM!"
You've been warned boys, you've been warned!!
October 2009
Mom said, "You want a Hot dog?"
Jacob said, "Hot D"
November 2009
"Emma is thankful for China for making everything."
David, "What's a teenager?"
Emma, "A teenager is a kid who thinks they know everything, but really they don't. Isn't that right Mom?"
