Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2009

He is ALL Boy


Jacob thinks it is so funny to make his sister squeal.   We use this spray bottle to wet down messy hair.  Jacob uses it for drinking and to torment his sisters.  Usually this backfires because he sprays so much in one spot he slips and is done with the spray bottle.  -Ma

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Not Great In '08

This past March my family realized that we have had some not so great things happen in 2008.

  • Aunt T. found out that she has cancer, however she has gone through lots of treatment and is now in remission. 
  • My Mothers Aunt M. A. fell and broke her hip.
  • Aunt M. got frozen shoulder after first snow storm in Jan.
  • My mother also hurt her shoulder.
  • As did I.
  • Aunt S. had her first cataract surgery
  • Aunt P. died and was brought back (cardiac arrest)
  • Aunt M. had issues with gallbladder.
  • Aunt M. panicked in the MRI machine when pictures were being taken of shoulder.
  • Aunt M. A. got hip fixed but now refuses to walk
  • Uncle W. tripped over the dog and has a black eye
  • Tansy fell off a horse and broke her arm
  • Aunt S. had her second cataract surgery
  • Grandma was waving at an old guy down the hall of her facility and tripped over her cane and bruised her arm, but nothing was broken.
This is what Aunt M. had to say about all of this,

"Let that be a lesson to you....
walking and flirting with old men when you are 83 years old will just land you on your face!!!
shoveling snow is for youngsters to do!
don't read too much...it ruins your eyes!
if you die...come back
keep the sludge out of your gallbladder
don't go in the MRI machine if you have claustrophobia.
if you teach your dog to lie down make sure he knows to put up traffic cones
stay off of horses especially if everyone else in the family has had some bad luck"

Since March these are some more things that have happened.

  • David was getting Jacob out of his crib and dropped him on his head.  He had a cat scan done.  They were going to make him sleep through it.  However I nursed him to sleep and asked if we could try with out the sleeping medication.  We tried, he woke up, but I got up on the table, laid on top of him, held his head straight and sang a song trying to keep the tears back.
  • David cut his hand really bad with scissors
  • Jacob fell off the couch and busted his lip
  • David had his tonsils removed
  • We went to the mall, loaded the kids in the car and forgot to load up the junky stroller, and some really cute red shoes that were with the stroller. Went back to get them and they were gone!
  • Emma had to face going to ALL day school.
  • Emma has had run in's with kids at school.
  • We had ants bite our children like crazy
  • Abby wrapped a rubber band around her finger and it was on their for at least 2 1/2 hours, her finger was a deep purple color.
  • Emma got a thorn in her head
  • Jacob gets burned with hot water
  • Emma has been getting strange headaches 
  • Jacob fell off of a tall chair, on his head again
  • Pa's Grandmother passed away
  • We went on an unplanned road trip got stuck in a K-Mart parking lot many miles away from home for a couple of hours
  • On the same road trip it felt like something was wrong with the alignment, turned out our tire was bubbled, it could have popped
  • A family member is going through a very ugly divorce
  • Pa's mother found out that she has to deal with health issues, including cancer.
Yes, there were some difficult times this year, even things that I wouldn't want to relive, or wish that family members would have to relive.  However, everything that is listed above, they are getting better, I am thankful for that.

I am thankful for family and friends.  I think that is the only thing that is keeping us here in AZ.  If it wasn't for Ya'll then we probably would have moved to PA when Pa graduated years ago.  I am also so grateful that I have a family with such a good sense of humor, it helps when things are not so great. Thank you for being so good to us. -Ma

Friday, December 5, 2008

Keep it Simple


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Saw this on another blog.  Jacob could not stop laughing.  


When do we lose this innocence? -Ma

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Busy One Year Old


Wow, this little boy of mine, Jacob. He is such a handful. Yesterday, I was in the shower and he thinks it is fun to stand on the toilet and turn on and off the hot water at the sink. I can feel when that hot water comes on so I say, "Jacob, hot! Turn it off." He laughs then turns off the water. Well I just finished washing my face when I hear him start to scream. So I said, "Yes, Jacob, it is HOT! Turn off the wat..." I look and and he is in the sink trying to get out of the stream of water. His skin was pink and hot where the water had hit on his knee and both feet. No burns though, Phew.

Later he wants to climb a kitchen chair. We have a counter height table, so tall chairs too. Usually he is able to get up the chairs just fine. But this time the chair fell, but not on him. How did that happen?

Later on, he was outside going up the ladder and the playground set. He gets up two steps and falls off sideways.

He opened one of the top drawers in the kitchen where we keep the scissors, reached in and pulled out the scissors. How did he get so big?

Even though he is a handful. He is so amazingly cute!!

He has a bear puppet with a book on the belly. (He got it for Christmas, I think from Uncle Paul and Aunt Katie). He has loved this puppet from the beginning. Today he found it and brought it to me, dropped it in my lap and said, "da, da, da." as he was backing up and pointing in excitement. The norm is, whoever receives the bear has to put it on, hide the bears face with it's hands then open quickly and say, "BOO!" Jacob laughs and laughs so hard he usually falls over.

He also thinks it is so great when we can play with a ball. I throw he fetches.

He loves to play with cars, the one in the photo is fun, push the person down and the car goes, weeee. We have another one that he loves to play with, shake it put it down and it goes fast!

I love when he walks up to me and just smiles. He squints his eyes, as if that were the smile instead of the lips curling up.

Speaking of lips, when he is so sad. (Mostly at night when he wants to nurse and it is taking too long for me to go and get him.) Those cute lips pucker up, he makes a perfect little circle with his lips. And he cries, "Oooooooo."

He has teeth that look like he is a thumb sucker, but he is just a boy that really likes nursing. I only let him at night now. :o)

At the dinner table I have just got to say that he is such a serious eater. He concentrates on each and every bite. When he is done he will join in on the conversation and laugh when everyone else does or he will just laugh to get everyone else laughing.

Last night after scriptures I said, "Okay, time for prayer, fold your arms." Jacob said, "Da." He kneeled on the floor, then put his face in his hands on the floor and mumbled some sort of a prayer. (This is how his siblings do it, for some reason they lay down on their tummies and cover their faces to say the prayer.)

Such a fun little boy. So glad he is part of our family. -Ma

Sunday, November 2, 2008

No One Can See My Bum Or Belly Button

I look outside to see Abby stripped down to nothing walking towards the house with one hand over her belly button and the other in between her legs. "Abby." I said, "What are you doing?" "It's okay Mom" Abby says with a big smile on her face, "No one can see my bum or belly button." "That's good sweetie, but where are your cloths?" I asked. She says, "Oh, they are over there by the slide. Sorry I went potty on the slide mom."

For Family Home Evening we had a modesty talk, we talked about wearing shirts that cover our bellies, and we never ever let anyone see our privates. So good to know that the kids are listening. -Ma